This photo has herpaderp written all over it.
John’s like “SHEEEEET… what is this tissue paper, candle stuff? Th-thank you, peoples!”
Brian’s like, “What the… where is this? Why am I holding a giant Froot Roll Up in a box? Man, I feel like sh- Who are you guys?”
Roger’s like, “OH MY HOLY FUCK IT’S A JADE DILDO! What’s that for- what do we want dildos for- I ain’t using no stinkin dildo! OOH it’s got a little endy thing on it- HELLO ENDY THING HOW ARE WE TODAY?!!!”
And Freddie’s like, “This is a rather nice award. Fine craftsmanship. And they gave us all one; how delightful. I should really thank the owner of this venue when I have the chance.”