Tone-Deaf Fuck Balloon

Howdy there! I'm Kelly, I'm from West Virginia, & I post mostly Queen, Doctor Who, & random-ass reblogs that I find funny. I will not automatically follow-back; I'll click your name & if I like what I see on your blog, I might follow. I'm not snooty or anything; I'm already following over 200 people & I'd like to cut my scrolling time waaaay down.

Some general rules: 1) I won't give anyone my phone number, address, last name, or current exact location unless you're my good IRL friend. 2) If you're going to send me anon hates to get your rocks off at my reaction, sorry but I don't play that game; I'll either kindly yet humorously reply to your hatred, or ignore it entirely. 3) If you hate LGBTs, minorities, or religious beliefs other than your own, you can unfollow me right now. If you post something against 1 of those groups, I will likely unfollow you. I'm not giving this warning due to a superiority complex; I just don't want you to be surprised if that happens.

dykevanian:

wolfstar96:

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crunchbuttsteak

Big McLargeHuge


—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

(Source: basterdofbolton)

chiconthecheap:

So, I think we can all agree that Amal Alamuddin is our style icon from now on.

[FYI, the white floral dress is Giambattista Valli Spring 2015]

well, he’ll be with her for the mandatory year, so he can say he was married, then keep on being totally not gay

i think he married her because her first name is so close to “anal”. 

e-brat:

jamietheignorantamerican:

#FergusonIsntOver

this is the fucking world we live in apparently 

i’m not saying someone didn’t burn it down, but people leave candles at that shit, so don’t you think it could be something hung over a candle & started burning?

e-brat:

jamietheignorantamerican:

#FergusonIsntOver

this is the fucking world we live in apparently 

i’m not saying someone didn’t burn it down, but people leave candles at that shit, so don’t you think it could be something hung over a candle & started burning?

loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.



This post was good but then it got better

aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

I always find arguments like this problematic though because couldn’t you then say “Well if the universe is so freaking huge & there are 6 billion people here & who knows how many aliens out there, who cares if I kill 1 guy or do this 1 bad thing?”

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This is when Iroh became the Illest in my book

(Source: animatopia)

I would put this on the Creepy Ass Faces blog but it’s too late to write shit for it. 
Also, as a kid, I did this face all the time, like I’d just be looking up at an adult, but I didn’t realize not moving my head up, just my eyes, looked scary as shit. I wish I had a photo of me doing that.

I would put this on the Creepy Ass Faces blog but it’s too late to write shit for it. 

Also, as a kid, I did this face all the time, like I’d just be looking up at an adult, but I didn’t realize not moving my head up, just my eyes, looked scary as shit. I wish I had a photo of me doing that.

(Source: rocketqueenlane)

Goatse?

Goatse?

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

mindless-spillage:

I literally don’t know what Roger Taylor’s face is doing half the time

tbfstreaming:

THE HYPEST GIVEAWAY ON TUMBLR: 1000 FOLLOWERS EDITION
TBFstreaming has hit another huge milestone! In addition to our one year anniversary we have also hit 1000 followers! To celebrate this awesome occasion we are holding another giveaway for our wonderful followers. Without you guys we wouldn’t be where we are today!
Prize List:
First Prize
Delicious pizza from a place of your choosing (please ensure that they allow online ordering and online pre-paying)
A T-shirt of your choice from the SharkRobot store.
You must be in attendance for the last part of the Shitstorm Monthly stream next month to win this prize
Second Prize
A T-shirt of your choice from the SharkRobot store.
You do not have to be in attendance for the last part of the Shitstorm Monthly stream to win this prize but you only have 24 hours to get back to me with your shipping information or else I will choose someone else.
Third Prize
A poster of your choice from the SharkRobot store.
You do not have to be in attendance for the last part of the Shitstorm Monthly stream to win this prize but you only have 24 hours to get back to me with your shipping information or else I will choose someone else.
GIVEAWAY RULES:
You MUST be following us. This is a giveaway to celebrate our awesome followers and I will be checking to make sure you are.
You have to be ok with giving me your address. Yes, I am willing to ship internationally.
Reblogs and likes count.
You can reblog as much as you like just don’t spam your followers.
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS I WILL BE CHECKING.
If you have any questions/comments/concerns feel free to ask me at TBFstreaming (you may have to zoom out a bit to see the ask button).
-Castiel

tbfstreaming:

THE HYPEST GIVEAWAY ON TUMBLR: 1000 FOLLOWERS EDITION

TBFstreaming has hit another huge milestone! In addition to our one year anniversary we have also hit 1000 followers! To celebrate this awesome occasion we are holding another giveaway for our wonderful followers. Without you guys we wouldn’t be where we are today!

Prize List:

First Prize

  • Delicious pizza from a place of your choosing (please ensure that they allow online ordering and online pre-paying)
  • A T-shirt of your choice from the SharkRobot store.
  • You must be in attendance for the last part of the Shitstorm Monthly stream next month to win this prize

Second Prize

  • A T-shirt of your choice from the SharkRobot store.
  • You do not have to be in attendance for the last part of the Shitstorm Monthly stream to win this prize but you only have 24 hours to get back to me with your shipping information or else I will choose someone else.

Third Prize

  • A poster of your choice from the SharkRobot store.
  • You do not have to be in attendance for the last part of the Shitstorm Monthly stream to win this prize but you only have 24 hours to get back to me with your shipping information or else I will choose someone else.

GIVEAWAY RULES:

  1. You MUST be following us. This is a giveaway to celebrate our awesome followers and I will be checking to make sure you are.
  2. You have to be ok with giving me your address. Yes, I am willing to ship internationally.
  3. Reblogs and likes count.
  4. You can reblog as much as you like just don’t spam your followers.
  5. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS I WILL BE CHECKING.

If you have any questions/comments/concerns feel free to ask me at TBFstreaming (you may have to zoom out a bit to see the ask button).

-Castiel

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

(Source: lonelytreestump)