Tone-Deaf Fuck Balloon

Howdy there! I'm Kelly, I'm from West Virginia, & I post mostly Queen, Doctor Who, & random-ass reblogs that I find funny. I will not automatically follow-back; I'll click your name & if I like what I see on your blog, I might follow. I'm not snooty or anything; I'm already following over 200 people & I'd like to cut my scrolling time waaaay down.

Some general rules: 1) I won't give anyone my phone number, address, last name, or current exact location unless you're my good IRL friend. 2) If you're going to send me anon hates to get your rocks off at my reaction, sorry but I don't play that game; I'll either kindly yet humorously reply to your hatred, or ignore it entirely. 3) If you hate LGBTs, minorities, or religious beliefs other than your own, you can unfollow me right now. If you post something against 1 of those groups, I will likely unfollow you. I'm not giving this warning due to a superiority complex; I just don't want you to be surprised if that happens.

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

BURNING THROUGH THE SKY
200 DEGREES THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME MR FAHRENHEIT
TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

BURNING THROUGH THE SKY

200 DEGREES THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME MR FAHRENHEIT

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Recommended at the price, insatiable an appetite. Wanna try?

The face drum is the best drum. 

(Source: freddie-mercurious)

pinstripesuit:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(The 26 worst episodes of the 2013-14 television season, part 1 The A.V. Club)

I know nothing about the 1st one, but accurate review is accurate

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

The full quote makes it better: “’Do not come any closer,’ God said. ‘Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.’”

REMOVE THINE SNEAKERS. BEHOLD THE HALLOWED MAZDA.

Just realized that Brian’s the master of the dad joke

Just realized that Brian’s the master of the dad joke

(Source: turbanaroo)

thesassiestsamwinchester:

what this scene tells me is that literally all Voldemort had to do was just switch out some of Neville’s plants to kill Harry

*enters cupboard*

*replaces Nimbus 2000 with Muggle broom*

*snickers underneath bleachers*

(Source: harrypottergif)

Just saw Grand Budapest Hotel.

Wes Anderson is without a doubt my favorite director. You can tell he puts so much work into every part of his movies. There is never anything superfluous to them; nothing that doesn’t contribute to the plot, characterization, or theme in some way. Each film is in its own little world, populated with families, shops, schools, armies, nations, landscapes that seem fully plausible. No matter how preposterous the event, you never find yourself questioning characters with Mexico-shaped birthmarks or who survive lightning strikes unscathed. You are so immersed in the world that you simply accept the rules & circumstances it presents to you.

And he must be a nice guy because the same actors keep coming back as cameos. Many directors favor certain actors, but Anderson will have them appear in perhaps 5 minutes or less of the film. Even Bill Murray, who starred in another Anderson picture & is a comedic legend, showed up in Grand Budapest Hotel for, at most, 5 minutes. Anderson couldn’t possibly have paid the several famous actors appearing in this film as much as they would normally ask; & they surely wouldn’t have had only a few lines if they didn’t like working with Anderson. I would still love his films if he were a jerk, but this makes me appreciate his dedication even more.

I know I haven’t said much about this film specifically, but I highly suggest watching it. It’s one of those films that requires multiple viewings to fully understand the nuances & hidden treasures contained within, but even upon first sight, it is a sight to behold. 

norberthellacopter:

The Grand Budapest Hotel screenshots - cinematography by Robert D. Yeoman - 2013

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE

Optime!

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

image

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

An article from Slate about where boo came from. Basically, it just sounds abrupt & might be related to the term “boogeyman”.

(Source: pidgeling)

Actual things that should be done with plantations

elegantly-tasteless:

-burn them all to the ground

- sacred museums telling the actual history of slavery not glorifying the lives of slave owners

-genetic testing/ ancestry mapping sites for Black Americans 

i mean, i think at least part of the museum should mention how the slave owners & their families lived, if anything to highlight the stark contrast. & it should mention that particularly in American & English plantations, if the house slave bore the owner’s child, the child would often be sold into slavery as well & wouldn’t be acknowledged as the owner’s child. there should also be mention of how certain slaves that were loyal could become overseers, who were tasked with ensuring the labor was done well & with informing the master of who needed punishing.

eccentricdeadlyweapon:

Brian May Crowning ADAM LAMBERT!♡♡

i’m not totally sure i’m ok with this

eccentricdeadlyweapon:

Brian May Crowning ADAM LAMBERT!♡♡

i’m not totally sure i’m ok with this