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Howdy there! I'm Kelly, I'm from West Virginia, & I post mostly Queen, Doctor Who, & random-ass reblogs that I find funny. I will not automatically follow-back; I'll click your name & if I like what I see on your blog, I might follow. I'm not snooty or anything; I'm already following over 200 people & I'd like to cut my scrolling time waaaay down.

Some general rules: 1) I won't give anyone my phone number, address, last name, or current exact location unless you're my good IRL friend. 2) If you're going to send me anon hates to get your rocks off at my reaction, sorry but I don't play that game; I'll either kindly yet humorously reply to your hatred, or ignore it entirely. 3) If you hate LGBTs, minorities, or religious beliefs other than your own, you can unfollow me right now. If you post something against 1 of those groups, I will likely unfollow you. I'm not giving this warning due to a superiority complex; I just don't want you to be surprised if that happens.

d-0-0-m-s-d-a-y:

george cantstandya :)

d-0-0-m-s-d-a-y:

george cantstandya :)

(Source: best-of-memes)

AU Twilight Princess in which Link is the Dayman, Gant is the Nightman, Zelda is the Princess, & Midna is the Troll.

AU Twilight Princess in which Link is the Dayman, Gant is the Nightman, Zelda is the Princess, & Midna is the Troll.

(Source: sitcomfamily)

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

srsly guys, you actually think that’s what that means? he means “is that what he calls his stupidity”

summonrocks:

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

and market basket

probably depends on what crime you committed & how long ago. like if you got caught with a blunt, sure, but if you killed a guy…

summonrocks:

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

and market basket

probably depends on what crime you committed & how long ago. like if you got caught with a blunt, sure, but if you killed a guy…

(Source: kim-jong-chill)

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - S3 EP3

bogsaint:

showgirl340:

good the hell bye

this is exactly what hell is like

I wanna see them doing a C-section or having shit go down in front of the 5 year old kids.

Like the doll’s head’s too big & they have to cut the cabbage, or the cabbage shits itself while giving birth.

Also, I’m reasonably certain this girl wants to curl up & die inside the mystical cabbage tree back there for having to be… whatever abomination of a job that is.

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)

note-a-bear:

ghostieonfirst:

ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise.

it’s just shoveling food into its mouth
this cat is actually a cat I would probably like

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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OK, but the Bible wasn’t randomly translated 1 sentence at a time. You look at the context to see if a word would make more sense 1 way or the other slightly different way. For example, in Spanish, the words for ‘anus’ & ‘year’ are only differentiated by the squiggle ~ over the n. So if someone translating saw “Espero que tienes un ano bueno,” they wouldn’t assume that means “I hope you have a good anus.” If the Bible had been translated a la Google Translate, none of the sentences would seem to go together.

A few weeks ago, I’m waiting for a call at work (not a particular call, you just wait til someone calls) & I’m thinking about Freddie & random Queenish things & then a call comes in & the person’s information pops up on the computer:

MARY AUSTIN

the-eternally-gorgeous-man:

MOAR TASSLE.

*$#@@ SoFt fringe classic electro fireplace guitar grunge ^*!(

the-eternally-gorgeous-man:

MOAR TASSLE.

*$#@@ SoFt fringe classic electro fireplace guitar grunge ^*!(