Tone-Deaf Fuck Balloon

Howdy there! I'm Kelly, I'm from West Virginia, & I post mostly Queen, Doctor Who, & random-ass reblogs that I find funny. I will not automatically follow-back; I'll click your name & if I like what I see on your blog, I might follow. I'm not snooty or anything; I'm already following over 200 people & I'd like to cut my scrolling time waaaay down.

Some general rules: 1) I won't give anyone my phone number, address, last name, or current exact location unless you're my good IRL friend. 2) If you're going to send me anon hates to get your rocks off at my reaction, sorry but I don't play that game; I'll either kindly yet humorously reply to your hatred, or ignore it entirely. 3) If you hate LGBTs, minorities, or religious beliefs other than your own, you can unfollow me right now. If you post something against 1 of those groups, I will likely unfollow you. I'm not giving this warning due to a superiority complex; I just don't want you to be surprised if that happens.

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

maple-unicorns:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 
They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 
Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 
"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 
Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 
Fuck you. 

intensely 

And then there are the people who say that cis-phobia isn’t a real thing. If someone said “Trans-scum”, you would immediately label that as transphobic. So why would “Cis-scum” not be labelled cisphobic? Don’t fight hate with hate. It only makes things worse. 

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

maple-unicorns:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 

They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 

Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 

"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 

Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 

Fuck you. 

intensely 

And then there are the people who say that cis-phobia isn’t a real thing. 
If someone said “Trans-scum”, you would immediately label that as transphobic. So why would “Cis-scum” not be labelled cisphobic? Don’t fight hate with hate. It only makes things worse. 

satinhands:

Man, the new 50 shades movie is looking sick

satinhands:

Man, the new 50 shades movie is looking sick

(Source: mitsooru)

fuckyeahmercury:

Queen performing “Killer Queen” live in Montreal, 1981.

Deaky stop pretending your mic’s on

(Source: hoopdiddydiddy)

angrybabysitter:

dangercurls:

We still coming.

BYE

angrybabysitter:

dangercurls:

We still coming.

BYE

palladiumlyre:

MISSING TRANS WOMAN, POSSIBLE SUICIDE RISK, DO NOT CALL THE POLICE
Virginia Kathleen Horne
Brown hair
Green eyes
5’4”
Last seen wearing glasses, a grey tshirt, short grey skirt, and denim jeans in NE portland oregon,  7th ave and freemont
She doesn’t want to come home probably, but if you see her please please please offer her food and a place to crash
We have her things, we want to get them to her at the very least
We want her to be safe
please signal boost

palladiumlyre:

MISSING TRANS WOMAN, POSSIBLE SUICIDE RISK, DO NOT CALL THE POLICE

Virginia Kathleen Horne

Brown hair

Green eyes

5’4”

Last seen wearing glasses, a grey tshirt, short grey skirt, and denim jeans in NE portland oregon,  7th ave and freemont

She doesn’t want to come home probably, but if you see her please please please offer her food and a place to crash

We have her things, we want to get them to her at the very least

We want her to be safe

please signal boost

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

(Source: googlesenpai)

little-niggah-sugar:

IT’S l8
IT’S l8
IT’S l8
BUT NOT 2 l8

i know i’m reblogging myself but im ok with that because its a really nice post ok please dont hate me smiley face

little-niggah-sugar:

IT’S l8

IT’S l8

IT’S l8

BUT NOT 2 l8

i know i’m reblogging myself but im ok with that because its a really nice post ok please dont hate me smiley face

queensiderendezvous:

Queen, 1977.

This photo has herpaderp written all over it. 
John’s like “SHEEEEET… what is this tissue paper, candle stuff? Th-thank you, peoples!”
Brian’s like, “What the… where is this? Why am I holding a giant Froot Roll Up in a box? Man, I feel like sh- Who are you guys?”
Roger’s like, “OH MY HOLY FUCK IT’S A JADE DILDO! What’s that for- what do we want dildos for- I ain’t using no stinkin dildo! OOH it’s got a little endy thing on it- HELLO ENDY THING HOW ARE WE TODAY?!!!”
And Freddie’s like, “This is a rather nice award. Fine craftsmanship. And they gave us all one; how delightful. I should really thank the owner of this venue when I have the chance.”

queensiderendezvous:

Queen, 1977.

This photo has herpaderp written all over it. 

John’s like “SHEEEEET… what is this tissue paper, candle stuff? Th-thank you, peoples!”

Brian’s like, “What the… where is this? Why am I holding a giant Froot Roll Up in a box? Man, I feel like sh- Who are you guys?”

Roger’s like, “OH MY HOLY FUCK IT’S A JADE DILDO! What’s that for- what do we want dildos for- I ain’t using no stinkin dildo! OOH it’s got a little endy thing on it- HELLO ENDY THING HOW ARE WE TODAY?!!!”

And Freddie’s like, “This is a rather nice award. Fine craftsmanship. And they gave us all one; how delightful. I should really thank the owner of this venue when I have the chance.”

We do feel absolutely bound to stick up for him (Freddie), ‘cause he can’t stick up for himself anymore.

— Roger Taylor, a week after Freddie’s death. (via freddie-mercurious)

apartyinmelinasmansion:

Freddie Mercury - Your Kind Of Lover (Piano And Vocals Only)

(Source: raptorific)

cayminquinn:

I should just screenshot everything this sassy motorcycle says and use the pics as reaction images

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toethefinishline:

dontstoptriing:

feelingoftemptation:

helloyoucreatives:

Doughnuts are bad for you. 

awesome job, Krispy Kreme

I’m pretty sure a krispy kreme ad just summarized my views on health better than I can.

I love this!! 

toethefinishline:

dontstoptriing:

feelingoftemptation:

helloyoucreatives:

Doughnuts are bad for you. 

awesome job, Krispy Kreme

I’m pretty sure a krispy kreme ad just summarized my views on health better than I can.

I love this!! 

(Source: best-of-imgur)

kiefeon:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

the fact he used Pabu the Fire Ferret is perfect