Today while taking the church collection, this 80-some year old guy slapped my ass as I walked by. By no means was it accidental. He sort of hits on me, my sister, & my grandma, saying, “You look so beautiful today” frequently, even at a funeral. He doesn’t have dementia or Alzheimer’s; you get the feeling he’s always been creepy. And there were people sitting behind him, so they probably saw him do it, too. I wanted to smack him over the head with the collection plate, but I figured one shouldn’t do that in a church.
This takes the cake though. My mom & I are gonna switch sides next Sunday during collection. If he does that to her, I know she’ll punch him in the face.