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Howdy there! I'm Kelly, I'm from West Virginia, & I post mostly Queen, Doctor Who, & random-ass reblogs that I find funny. I will not automatically follow-back; I'll click your name & if I like what I see on your blog, I might follow. I'm not snooty or anything; I'm already following over 200 people & I'd like to cut my scrolling time waaaay down.

Some general rules: 1) I won't give anyone my phone number, address, last name, or current exact location unless you're my good IRL friend. 2) If you're going to send me anon hates to get your rocks off at my reaction, sorry but I don't play that game; I'll either kindly yet humorously reply to your hatred, or ignore it entirely. 3) If you hate LGBTs, minorities, or religious beliefs other than your own, you can unfollow me right now. If you post something against 1 of those groups, I will likely unfollow you. I'm not giving this warning due to a superiority complex; I just don't want you to be surprised if that happens.

clestroying:

sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am i to diss a brie

I taste some Daru and Saint-Paulin

Everybody’s lookin for Salagnun 

pondarling:

matt-smith:

do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay

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and how they actually explained what was happening, even if it didn’t always make tons of sense, instead of just randomly throwing some dinosaur into the middle of London with no explanation whatsoever?

plus, if Nine or Ten found out the Time Lords were safely stowed away in a pocket dimension, they’d drop everything else & get them back ASAP. Eleven & Twelve? Well, there’s this randomly-named city called Christmas to chill in & a dinosaur to pick up & random female soldiers to save out of nowhere. I think if the Master ended up being alive, Twelve would just slam the door & fly off to some other random shit

lovelyandbrown:

Tumblr family and friends This is Syrah. She has been missing since the 22nd of this month. Syrah is 16 years old, 5’3”, 180lbs and of African American decent. She has dark brown eyes and natural hair, which is usually worn in two strand twist or a twist out. The last time she was seen was with a large black man. She does NOT have a cell phone. The police have been contacted but were no help what so ever. Please, I urge you to share and reblog to bring awareness to her absence. If you are in the L.A./ Long Beach area in California please be keep watch. If you see her, approach her with caution. They have been spotted once since she went missing and was being aggressive and pushy with her when he noticed that someone recognized who she was. If you see her please contact Paula Shin on face book. (Click the picture to be linked to her facebook or click the link below) Thank you for your time. 
Paula Shin: https://www.facebook.com/paula.shin.10?fref=ts

lovelyandbrown:

Tumblr family and friends This is Syrah. She has been missing since the 22nd of this month. Syrah is 16 years old, 5’3”, 180lbs and of African American decent. She has dark brown eyes and natural hair, which is usually worn in two strand twist or a twist out. The last time she was seen was with a large black man. She does NOT have a cell phone. The police have been contacted but were no help what so ever. Please, I urge you to share and reblog to bring awareness to her absence. If you are in the L.A./ Long Beach area in California please be keep watch. If you see her, approach her with caution. They have been spotted once since she went missing and was being aggressive and pushy with her when he noticed that someone recognized who she was. If you see her please contact Paula Shin on face book. (Click the picture to be linked to her facebook or click the link below) Thank you for your time. 

Paula Shin: https://www.facebook.com/paula.shin.10?fref=ts

sadangrylatina:

sizvideos:

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racism at its finest

iwillsavemyworld:

elisabeth9uk:

bxrakat:

bxrakat:

hi so my friend alice has been missing for over 24 hours now and everyone is getting really worried, so if you live around london uk would you please ring 101 if you see this girl, it would mean a lot thank you bye

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28997068 this bbc news story explains more about it so please help if you can #findalice

Please help find Alice - west London - URGENT help needed

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS
she was last seen in Kew by the canal, but she could have walked anywhere from there
shes only 14 and has health problems that make her seriously vulnerable
another pic of her:

REBLOG YOU NEVER KNOW IF ANY OF YOUR FOLLOWERS MAY LIVE IN WEST LONDON AND KNOW SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP

iwillsavemyworld:

elisabeth9uk:

bxrakat:

bxrakat:

hi so my friend alice has been missing for over 24 hours now and everyone is getting really worried, so if you live around london uk would you please ring 101 if you see this girl, it would mean a lot thank you bye

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28997068 this bbc news story explains more about it so please help if you can #findalice

Please help find Alice - west London - URGENT help needed

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS

she was last seen in Kew by the canal, but she could have walked anywhere from there

shes only 14 and has health problems that make her seriously vulnerable

another pic of her:

REBLOG YOU NEVER KNOW IF ANY OF YOUR FOLLOWERS MAY LIVE IN WEST LONDON AND KNOW SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP

alessandroscocciapappagallo:

Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

mybluematterheart:

dardanos:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY G-D THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

I never understood why he didn’t just call yesterday… like, was that really necessary?

Holy fucking shit I can’t believe how happy watching this made me.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES THIS COMMERCIAL

Cool!

"I Want It All" acapella. 

anytime Freddie does that creepy laugh thing in a song is just spine-tingling

(Source: freddie-mercurious)

(Source: ohellocaptain)

helloradness:

if white people hate kanye west for being “self-obsessed” and “arrogant” why dont they hate robert downey jr too

cuz you can tell robert downey jr doesn’t actually believe he’s that important. kanye…

(Source: gaydicks420)

Hard to read, but very good. If for no other reason, read the part about Freddie sliding his way up Brian on stage.

(Source: killer-and-playful-pussy-cat)

lauraxxtennant:

fuck though, how lucky was rose tyler?? that’s all i kept thinking during this episode. how lucky was rose tyler.

a) to have a competent writer

b) to not get shouted at by some random ~friend of the doctor’s who apparently knows him so well, just because she isn’t dealing with regeneration so well at first

c) to have a doctor who didn’t suddenly change his entire attitude towards her once he’d changed

(Source: rocklikefreddie)

Today while taking the church collection, this 80-some year old guy slapped my ass as I walked by. By no means was it accidental. He sort of hits on me, my sister, & my grandma, saying, “You look so beautiful today” frequently, even at a funeral. He doesn’t have dementia or Alzheimer’s; you get the feeling he’s always been creepy. And there were people sitting behind him, so they probably saw him do it, too. I wanted to smack him over the head with the collection plate, but I figured one shouldn’t do that in a church.

This takes the cake though. My mom & I are gonna switch sides next Sunday during collection. If he does that to her, I know she’ll punch him in the face.